suck it up, Buttercup
Whenever my friend, Eddie, meets a new girl, he sucks in his stomach. Why is it that I've never quite figured out how to suck in my thighs?
Whenever my friend, Eddie, meets a new girl, he sucks in his stomach. Why is it that I've never quite figured out how to suck in my thighs?
If you figure out how to do that, let me know!
I've had the best luck with these tummy and butt sucking controls briefs.. : )
Briefs?! Ack! I pledge allegiance to the thong. The smaller the better. No brief has touched this heiney in many moons.
I seem to remember the marketing/invention of the butt bra earlier this year. Of course, that doesn't solve for thighs. Male-sensitive fishnets?
You don't need to 'suck in' your thighs. You are beautiful as you are!
When you figure it out - let me know so I can suck in my arse!