working girl
Attended work-related function last night at wharf-side locale. Drank, danced, broke ever-so-strict diet by indulging in loads of chocolate covered strawberries and even smoked v. first cigar.
H: Oh God. How lady-like do I look right about now? Mini skirt and a cigar. Lovely.
Coworker E: What? Are you kidding me? It's so sexy!
H: Sexy? A cigar?!
CE: Do you know how many guys are looking at you?
H: Just you, buddy. The rest of them are probably thinking, 'her mother would be so proud.'
Have to say that highlight of evening (aside from enormous, chocolate covered strawberries) had to be getting picture taken with man in a lobster suit. Yes, indeed. Nothing more exciting than photogenic giant crustaceans.
I can see how a mini skirt and a cigar would be sexy. Kinda like how that man-baby in Who Framed Roger Rabbit was sexy with his baby bonnet and cigar. Oh come on! Don't tell me that every single one of you don't know exacxtly what I mean.
Yes, I know what you mean, but I don't get it.
H, I have no doubt you were the center of attention.
The first time I smoked a cigar (about a month ago) I felt really wrong doing it cause it seems like something old men are supposed to do while drinking brandy in the den. But I actually enjoyed it. It's nice for once in awhile.
Were you at Tia's? Definately a nice wharf-side location, though I wasn't a big fan of running into 20 people I knew whenever I went there. Oh wait, I forgot, that happens everywhere in Boston!
Cigars are definitely sexy...every time I see one I think "Bill Clinton..."
Chocolate covered strawberries are far more important than stupid diets. I ate an entire container of strawberries with nutella just last week. But I had to. They were REALLY GOOD.
Fish, dear, you obviously don't realise the extent of your powers. You would have been so money. Indeed just last night I was discussing the merits of attractive women with cigars, so I'm very sorry I missed this spectacle. :)
A belated Happy Birthday, by the way.
Miniskirts=sexy.
Cigars=long brown stinky sticks. Sorry, not sexy alone.
Other than bj jokes, cigars are just plain gross.