Archives
- 2008.07.22: unbuttoned
- 2008.07.17: nibbles & bits
- 2008.07.16: call the waaaaaambulance
- 2008.07.09: blogaversary - q&a
- 2008.07.08: doubles
- 2008.07.02: you wang?
- 2008.07.01: if i wasn't careful
- 2008.06.30: in my family, we call this the "never mind"
- 2008.06.24: (discreetly) talking your ear off
- 2008.06.23: "i love blogging!"
- 2008.06.18: glad i don't have a subscription
- 2008.06.13: molecular biology
- 2008.06.11: the curious incident of the cat in the bathtub
- 2008.06.10: fyi
- 2008.06.09: ranched
- 2008.06.05: sweet irony
- 2008.06.05: love and produce
- 2008.06.03: my new favorite word is elopement
- 2008.05.29: piping up
- 2008.05.22: fundamentally, me
- 2008.05.20: yeah, what he said
- 2008.05.18: totally pucked
- 2008.05.15: weapons of war, symptoms of madness
- 2008.05.14: i
want need this
- 2008.05.12: my new job
- 2008.05.12: grounds for hunting
- 2008.05.08: creature of habit
- 2008.05.07: i hear voices (duh)
- 2008.05.05: box of shame
- 2008.05.02: step into my office, baby
- 2008.04.30: everything i've been waiting for and more
- 2008.04.29: peanut gallery
- 2008.04.28: fancy free
- 2008.04.23: spamalotte bronte
- 2008.04.22: my double-wide accident
- 2008.04.18: strega nona goes commando
- 2008.04.17: no such thing as finger-lickin' good
- 2008.04.14: frivolity
- 2008.04.11: potty talk
- 2008.04.08: quitting the gym is funnier on tv
- 2008.04.07: if you got a pet cat, put your hands up
- 2008.04.02: homo repair*
- 2008.03.31: breaking, entering and collating
- 2008.03.25: the one about the dream about the boy with the sandwiches
- 2008.03.24: a fistful of worms
- 2008.03.20: alan cumming knows i exist (what more is there to live for?)
- 2008.03.19: sins of transmission
- 2008.03.17: penis is appropriate
- 2008.03.14: i don't think about you (and other lies i tell myself)
- 2008.03.12: once again a contributing member of society
- 2008.03.10: i can has job!
- 2008.03.07: cashing in on karma
- 2008.03.03: festival people
- 2008.02.28: don't talk back to darth vader
- 2008.02.26: a hot, marketable mess
- 2008.02.25: i'll tell you when you're older
- 2008.02.21: broken record
- 2008.02.19: nothing says romance like projectile vomiting
- 2008.02.14: pro
- 2008.02.13: jcrew famous, at last
- 2008.02.12: insensitive
- 2008.02.11: the sweet life
- 2008.02.09: all the good ones are taken
- 2008.02.05: hors d'oeuvres and heaving bosoms
- 2008.02.01: a likely target
- 2008.01.30: domestic bliss, on sale now
- 2008.01.28: on boycotting britney
- 2008.01.25: from the mouths of babes... come really sticky kisses
- 2008.01.23: you probably didn't know
- 2008.01.21: what protects our hearts
- 2008.01.18: spit fire
- 2008.01.17: not ready
- 2008.01.11: wearin' a cynic suit under my bathrobe
- 2008.01.09: i was happy
- 2008.01.08: invalid's day out
- 2008.01.03: when he calls
- 2008.01.02: no champagne for the mucous queen
- 2007.12.31: on borrowed resolve
- 2007.12.27: status
- 2007.12.24: t'was the day before christmas and it was sixty degrees
- 2007.12.21: because the statute of limitations is up on this little story
- 2007.12.17: intersection
- 2007.12.15: away messages: google-chatting our mom into a home
- 2007.12.11: dying alone on the bathmat
- 2007.12.09: if you felt a little wobble in the earth's rotation
- 2007.12.06: twenty again
- 2007.12.04: handsome brad and the new game plan
- 2007.12.02: a good goosing
- 2007.11.27: of morbidity and coincidence
- 2007.11.26: good tidings, great joy on sale now
- 2007.11.22: gobble, gobble
- 2007.11.19: putting the nap in napoli
- 2007.11.15: when in rome, try never to leave the hostel
- 2007.11.13: oh, rome
- 2007.11.12: cinque terre
- 2007.11.09: lucca, like a very good kiss
- 2007.11.06: in the beginning
- 2007.11.03: on traveling alone
- 2007.10.31: mi dispiace
- 2007.10.29: italy
- 2007.10.26: destination: trouble
- 2007.10.24: skeeny beetches
- 2007.10.22: blaming nigel
- 2007.10.21: briefly
- 2007.10.19: like greta garbo
- 2007.10.17: saving aberdeen: an adventure in calories
- 2007.10.15: local colour
- 2007.10.14: to touch
- 2007.10.13: in flight entertainment
- 2007.10.10: the bon-est of bon voyages
- 2007.10.09: boob jog
- 2007.10.09: london meet-up
- 2007.10.06: a like letter
- 2007.10.04: tell all thursday: firsts
- 2007.10.01: like a (sort of) natural woman
- 2007.09.28: keeping it in his pants
- 2007.09.26: one timex away
- 2007.09.24: the bitching hour
- 2007.09.20: hostel takeover
- 2007.09.18: italian for chaos
- 2007.09.14: parentfest
- 2007.09.13: taking a meeting
- 2007.09.10: keith casts a wide net
- 2007.09.06: in vino veritas
- 2007.09.06: truly trivial
- 2007.09.04: fix
- 2007.08.31: a wee update
- 2007.08.27: because i've been home three whole days
- 2007.08.23: something borrowed, something blue cross
- 2007.08.20: hello, dexter
- 2007.08.16: in ur apartment, napping with ur dogs
- 2007.08.14: kindred spirits
- 2007.08.13: the warden
- 2007.08.10: seriously
- 2007.08.09: tell all thursday: funny and hot
- 2007.08.08: confession
- 2007.08.07: just friends?
- 2007.08.06: i broke up with you first
- 2007.08.03: quickie
- 2007.08.01: what the suck?
- 2007.07.31: mike j's finishing school for girls
- 2007.07.26: impending doom, explained
- 2007.07.26: cranky
- 2007.07.24: monsters under the bed
- 2007.07.23: if i were mrs. detective elliot stabler this wouldn't be an issue
- 2007.07.20: lofty ambitions
- 2007.07.16: diverting
- 2007.07.12: tell all thursday: dot com lovin'
- 2007.07.11: spooning with honest abe
- 2007.07.08: interview with a commenter
- 2007.07.06: tell all thursday: the sweater stealer
- 2007.07.03: not very pretty
- 2007.06.30: after glow
- 2007.06.28: penis is magic
- 2007.06.28: maintaining ark diversity
- 2007.06.26: why i'm not rushing out to get my real estate license
- 2007.06.21: lie
- 2007.06.20: yet another reason to shack up
- 2007.06.18: karaoke voyeurism
- 2007.06.13: prelude to manventures
- 2007.06.11: kid coma
- 2007.06.09: box
- 2007.06.07: not too hairy
- 2007.06.05: medicinal brownies
- 2007.06.02: this is your life
- 2007.05.29: bucking for our own show on tlc
- 2007.05.29: friends don't let friends
- 2007.05.24: baby fever and the weekend of bodily functions
- 2007.05.22: can we get an amen?
- 2007.05.21: half mommy!
- 2007.05.15: lifting guy
- 2007.05.11: next time, drunk laser tag
- 2007.05.09: animal style
- 2007.05.07: avoidance
- 2007.05.03: a girl and her gay
- 2007.05.01: why being friendly is bad
- 2007.04.28: dreaminess,
unillustrated
- 2007.04.24: i'm too busy packing to think of a smart ass title!
- 2007.04.23: diamond-encrusted platinum
- 2007.04.20: strung out
- 2007.04.18: socket to me (ha! get it?)
- 2007.04.16: the old man is snoring
- 2007.04.13: cold and unfeeling since 2007
- 2007.04.11: big news about the big d
- 2007.04.09: she likes it rough
- 2007.04.05: grocers say the darndest things
- 2007.04.03: oh, baby
- 2007.03.30: canceled
- 2007.03.28: begin memory sequence... now!
- 2007.03.27: where there's a will
- 2007.03.21: one step closer
- 2007.03.19: young! and cute!
- 2007.03.16: bookworm report
- 2007.03.15: flirts in my neighborhood
- 2007.03.14: my own personal crazy
- 2007.03.09: nexted
- 2007.03.07: my cat in a box
- 2007.03.06: two gays, a girl, and a scrabble board
- 2007.03.02: i'm not mad, i'm playing darts
- 2007.03.01: assessment
- 2007.02.28: the key of g
- 2007.02.27: swiss army tears
- 2007.02.23: graceless
- 2007.02.22: so n-yuh! and the coming over game
- 2007.02.22: the bizarre head-butting incident: a tale in which our narrator loses her shit
- 2007.02.21: the devil i know
- 2007.02.20: circles of hell
- 2007.02.13: e.v.o.o.
- 2007.02.12: sucker!
- 2007.02.08: love sucks (and that ain't bad)
- 2007.02.06: wwad?
- 2007.02.02: if
- 2007.01.30: unsaid: an unfinished list
- 2007.01.29: a winnebago and world peace
- 2007.01.24: loving bill murray
- 2007.01.22: tales of a third grade smut artist
- 2007.01.19: he loves me, he loves me not
- 2007.01.16: oh, david
- 2007.01.15: irb: putting the man in manhattan
- 2007.01.14: lucy in the sky with varmints
- 2007.01.09: mom, unplugged
- 2007.01.06: misunderstanding
- 2007.01.05: realization
- 2007.01.04: my gerald ford story
- 2007.01.02: earning my eye patch, yar!
- 2007.01.01: black hat
- 2006.12.31: blithe and bonny
- 2006.12.30: a girl without her lists
- 2006.12.29: dickin' around with a horse
- 2006.12.28: merry princess
- 2006.12.23: road trippin': austin, tx
- 2006.12.20: even though i hear there's no tree this year...
- 2006.12.18: when the wrong word goes in the right ear
- 2006.12.14: 10 things i have learned from relationships with women
- 2006.12.13: costa rica
- 2006.12.12: resolute
- 2006.12.06: would like mud on your chest and tummy?
- 2006.12.05: 10 things i have learned from relationships with men
- 2006.12.04: dirty little secret
- 2006.12.03: comments
- 2006.12.01: mess up my bed with me
- 2006.11.29: now clap like zees!
- 2006.11.28: stoned
- 2006.11.27: fecal matters
- 2006.11.24: it's a thanksgiving miracle, mischa barton
- 2006.11.22: googling bruce
- 2006.11.20: one thing to check off the list
- 2006.11.20: gone
- 2006.11.10: hulking out
- 2006.11.08: a day not without its charms
- 2006.11.08: you people rock. seriously.
- 2006.11.07: gettin' jiggy with the i.n.s.
- 2006.11.06: satisfaction
- 2006.11.03: about damn time
- 2006.11.02: help a girl out?
- 2006.11.01: and then i got hit by a car
- 2006.10.31: stan and the really slutty pirate
- 2006.10.29: fragile! do not destroy!
- 2006.10.27: one less thing i'll have to lie to my children about
- 2006.10.26: making good on earlier threats
- 2006.10.25: left-handed
- 2006.10.24: body is cold
- 2006.10.23: do-over
- 2006.10.18: apron strings
- 2006.10.16: you, husband of marcy
- 2006.10.16: dear fresh direct
- 2006.10.13: founder's syndrome
- 2006.10.12: more about my sisters, because they are fascinating
- 2006.10.10: no rest for the evil
- 2006.10.07: never have you ever
- 2006.10.06: malfunction junction
- 2006.10.05: a change in the weather
- 2006.10.03: feed the need
- 2006.10.02: housekeeping II
- 2006.09.29: honeymooners
- 2006.09.27: birdman
- 2006.09.26: under the bed
- 2006.09.26: bear with me
- 2006.09.25: help wanted
- 2006.09.22: i fully intend to brake for animals
- 2006.09.21: high in the sixties
- 2006.09.18: what she sees
- 2006.09.18: wedding toasted
- 2006.09.15: the skinny
- 2006.09.14: coffee boyfriend
- 2006.09.13: gloria hallelujah & the awesome apron
- 2006.09.11: purple suede pumps! er, i mean, the wedding!
- 2006.09.07: of phlegm and phoenix
- 2006.09.06: micro-gerbil-raisin and the new vibrating toy
- 2006.09.05: squeak, squeak. point, point.
- 2006.09.01: in the genes (and sometimes the jeans)
- 2006.08.31: definition
- 2006.08.29: strangely, about toilet paper
- 2006.08.28: clean slate monday
- 2006.08.25: grammar gaffe friday
- 2006.08.24: mirror face
- 2006.08.23: in common
- 2006.08.22: a knapsack on my back
- 2006.08.21: beauty shop o' tears
- 2006.08.17: night in a bottle
- 2006.08.16: like a baby's bottom
- 2006.08.14: two weeks notice
- 2006.08.10: today's freak-out brought to you by drano
- 2006.08.09: it just keeps getting better
- 2006.08.08: on being uncool
- 2006.08.06: pa issues
- 2006.08.04: he said things
- 2006.08.02: come the night it's a different world, go out and find a girl
- 2006.07.31: matinee
- 2006.07.28: foolish and prone to flights of fancy
- 2006.07.27: in other words...
- 2006.07.24: breaking up is
- 2006.07.23: the things i take for granted (or why i would have made a lousy pioneer)
- 2006.07.14: gifted
- 2006.07.12: birthday week 2006: partying like it's 1999
- 2006.07.10: violence is
hot wrong
- 2006.07.07: summer, the new winter
- 2006.07.05: no place like
- 2006.06.29: an open letter to beth in houston
- 2006.06.28: eleven weeks of crazy
- 2006.06.27: escape
- 2006.06.23: coming down from cranky
- 2006.06.20: the only difference (this is not a metaphor)
- 2006.06.16: lifetime prison for women
- 2006.06.15: foul
- 2006.06.12: the most popular girl in school (!!!!)
- 2006.06.09: windows to my cold, black soul
- 2006.06.07: nice girl
- 2006.06.02: ruining the baby
- 2006.05.31: you q; i'll a
- 2006.05.26: all in a day's work
- 2006.05.24: yes, hell yes or other (please explain)
- 2006.05.22: field trip... to planned parenthood
- 2006.05.21: da vinci code: the drinking game
- 2006.05.16: why's it always gotta end this way?
- 2006.05.15: listless
- 2006.05.10: upside-down
- 2006.05.07: star phoner
- 2006.05.02: points of interest
- 2006.04.27: a capital idea
- 2006.04.25: early mourning
- 2006.04.24: lifestyles of the extra glamorous
- 2006.04.21: there oughta be a law
- 2006.04.20: i'm back!
- 2006.04.13: (not) waiting for guillermo
- 2006.04.12: the devil wears easy spirit (or, we just can't get over the huaraches)
- 2006.04.10: speedy delivery
- 2006.04.04: out cold
- 2006.04.03: off planning a huarache intervention
- 2006.03.28: the rest of the pie
- 2006.03.27: inappropriate jokes i've made to my cat in the last 24 hours
- 2006.03.22: of twenty and seven
- 2006.03.20: how to lose a girl in ten words
- 2006.03.19: momversations: brokeback mountain
- 2006.03.15: taxi tales*
- 2006.03.12: no block will ever be our block
- 2006.03.08: flat leaver
- 2006.03.06: scatter-brained
- 2006.03.04: down the crapper
- 2006.03.01: like forgetful jones, only slightly less muppet-y
- 2006.02.26: why every day i'm one day closer to becoming the crazy cat lady
- 2006.02.24: what do men look for in a wife?
- 2006.02.22: saturday. six a.m. chicago.
- 2006.02.20: but bob danced
- 2006.02.17: packed! sort of
- 2006.02.15: thai food is for lovers
- 2006.02.13: off to see the blizzard
- 2006.02.09: the construction of sleep (alternatively titled: whatever happened to jtt?)
- 2006.02.07: horace stories
- 2006.02.06: frequently asked questions re: the wedding
- 2006.01.30: delicate
- 2006.01.29: zip, zero, stingy with dinero
- 2006.01.26: genius, right?
- 2006.01.22: pants to the pantless
- 2006.01.20: so hard for it, honey
- 2006.01.16: pre-natal
- 2006.01.14: adolescent
- 2006.01.09: fixer-upper
- 2006.01.05: you say you want a resolution
- 2005.12.30: buzzed
- 2005.12.27: what i did on my christmas vacation
- 2005.12.24: joy to the fishes
- 2005.12.20: in event of a transit strike: wwlid?
- 2005.12.18: this is totally the calm before the (make out) storm
- 2005.12.15: justifying my love
- 2005.12.14: feels like four
- 2005.12.11: business or pleasure?
- 2005.12.08: a wodka tonish in paradise
- 2005.12.02: beachy keen
- 2005.11.29: back to school
- 2005.11.28: fear and a bourbon chaser
- 2005.11.27: chilling
- 2005.11.22: things about which to be thankful: the 2005 edition
- 2005.11.21: modern pigtail pulling and the kryptonite boy
- 2005.11.20: amateur astronomy lessons
- 2005.11.16: find me no find
- 2005.11.13: opportunity cost
- 2005.11.11: resignation
- 2005.11.08: out with the bathwater
- 2005.11.07:
luck fish be a lady
- 2005.11.02: sometimes it be that way
- 2005.10.31: maria's month of sundays
- 2005.10.30: crayon perfect
- 2005.10.26: a girl's guide to wisdom toof recovery
- 2005.10.24: tuesday, toof day
- 2005.10.23: naked
- 2005.10.20: like that sesame street skit, only without the llama
- 2005.10.18: we can work it out
- 2005.10.17: midnight in search of postage
- 2005.10.13: waffle love
- 2005.10.11: snot happens
- 2005.10.10: stars hollow, here i come
- 2005.10.05: tit for tit
- 2005.10.04: allergic
- 2005.10.03: love on a blue plastic mat
- 2005.10.02: camptown kitty
- 2005.09.30: i'm only sleeping
- 2005.09.28: tear in my beer
- 2005.09.27: yes, i really did
- 2005.09.25: like it was my job
- 2005.09.21: songbirds
- 2005.09.20: peggy ann mckay
- 2005.09.19: chocolate-dipped ever after
- 2005.09.15: i'm blaming all my problems on the united nations
- 2005.09.13: tarts & tricks
- 2005.09.11: i need a phone call
- 2005.09.09: and all the king's men
- 2005.09.07: Reminder: drinking for a good cause
- 2005.09.06: stomping divots and busting chops
- 2005.09.01: drinking for a good cause
- 2005.08.31: disaster relief
- 2005.08.30: paging intern amy
- 2005.08.28: holding court
- 2005.08.26: three in three parts
- 2005.08.24: tidbits
- 2005.08.22: retreat!
- 2005.08.21: how the other heather lives
- 2005.08.19: is there anything more romantic than a midget wedding?
- 2005.08.18: stuck in the middle (with you)
- 2005.08.17: wannabe harriet the spy
- 2005.08.16: duplicitous
- 2005.08.15: you. make this go away, please.
- 2005.08.14: girl, you'll be a woman
- 2005.08.12: free kittens!
- 2005.08.11: whispering aristocrats
- 2005.08.10: absence makes
- 2005.08.09: help found
- 2005.08.08: reach out and text someone
- 2005.08.05: postcards from out west vol. 2
- 2005.08.04: postcards from out west vol. 1
- 2005.08.03: flight patterns
- 2005.08.02: perk
- 2005.08.01: my fruited plain
- 2005.07.29: sarah for a song & drinking with underage twins
- 2005.07.28: stories you’ll love to hate: volume I
- 2005.07.27: rapid fire
- 2005.07.25: hangovers and love
- 2005.07.24: like no one's lookin'
- 2005.07.20: the next big thing
- 2005.07.19: twenty-seven candles
- 2005.07.16: all by myself
- 2005.07.15: to the moon and back
- 2005.07.12: three years
- 2005.07.11: my weekend according to ben
- 2005.07.07: bag lady
- 2005.07.06: semi-sweet morsels
- 2005.07.05: i liked being an off duty ballerina better
- 2005.07.02: those are potatoes
- 2005.07.01: bet on
- 2005.06.30: do not speak to me
- 2005.06.29: once, i kissed
- 2005.06.28: molly ringwald's cooties
- 2005.06.25: par chance
- 2005.06.23: quickly
- 2005.06.22: i am we todd did
- 2005.06.21: this is how you know i love you
- 2005.06.17: angry cigarettes
- 2005.06.16: girl on girl
- 2005.06.14: gently down the stream
- 2005.06.13: saucy lady
- 2005.06.08: web-footed babies
- 2005.06.06: feminine & masculine
- 2005.06.05: who loves ya?
- 2005.06.01: got crabs?
- 2005.05.31: fleet week instinct
- 2005.05.27: forty and single
- 2005.05.25: wake
- 2005.05.24: cnnightsweats
- 2005.05.22: rent-a-friend
- 2005.05.19: cold comfort
- 2005.05.17: Post or I'll...
- 2005.05.12: faith, no more
- 2005.05.11: adventures in rock and roll
- 2005.05.09: my 'I don’t have to run' day
- 2005.05.05: throwing in the towel
- 2005.05.03: naked no more
- 2005.04.29: this fish has no clothes
- 2005.04.27: sing a happy song
- 2005.04.25: the mind was willing
- 2005.04.22: a helluva lot of answers
- 2005.04.22: in the news
- 2005.04.21: whatchoo wanna know?
- 2005.04.19: vocabulary lessons
- 2005.04.16: the stupidest girl alive takes a taxi
- 2005.04.15: bring a nickel, tap your feet
- 2005.04.14: crankover
- 2005.04.13: here and there
- 2005.04.07: cringe!
- 2005.04.06: i love it when a plan comes together
- 2005.04.04: three
- 2005.03.31: on being in love
- 2005.03.28: trading umbrellas
- 2005.03.27: a year and change
- 2005.03.23: i love babies. they taste like chicken.
- 2005.03.22: family albums
- 2005.03.20: magic food
- 2005.03.17: equal and opposite
- 2005.03.16: in three sentences
- 2005.03.15: swing
- 2005.03.14: chuckleheads
- 2005.03.10: stream
- 2005.03.10: it's a bird. it's a plane...
- 2005.03.09: pie are squared
- 2005.03.08: rainy days and tuesdays
- 2005.03.07: inconsistent
- 2005.03.03: the meaning of life
- 2005.03.02: jim dear, darling and the new baby
- 2005.03.01: pants on fire
- 2005.02.28: psychosomatic
- 2005.02.26: then along came a spider
- 2005.02.24: Blessed in the chest?
- 2005.02.23: t-shirts
- 2005.02.22: and sometimes, i get mad
- 2005.02.20: holy schnikes
- 2005.02.18: celebrate mike
- 2005.02.17: a fish of another color
- 2005.02.16: get your kicks
- 2005.02.15: what do you want?
- 2005.02.14: be mine
- 2005.02.13: socie-tay
- 2005.02.11: why god invented the o.c.
- 2005.02.10: missing mike wolf
- 2005.02.10: bikeless fishes & fishless bikes
- 2005.02.10: construction
- 2005.02.10: do me a favor?
- 2005.02.09: sometimes i'm wrong
- 2005.02.09: linky love
- 2005.02.08: baby steps
- 2005.02.08: if andy warhol had a girlfriend
- 2005.02.07: clogged filter
- 2005.02.04: eleven minutes in heaven
- 2005.02.03: except on laundry day
- 2005.02.02: head count
- 2005.02.01: doggone
- 2005.01.31:
