About Me
This Fish Needs a Bicycle is a blog by Heather L. Hunter.
The vitals: Single. 29. Dallas, Texas. Overthinker and shower singer. Loves pink (the color, not the musician), a kitten named Sir Halitosis, broccoli and Q-tips. Requires Sunday afternoon naps and real, in-the-mailbox mail for ultimate happiness and is f ond of the phrase "Eat it or wear it." And, most ironically, really doesn't like dating.
MISSION STATEMENT
It's lovely to be a feminist and all. I've gotten in plenty a tizzy over the inequity of the female role in this bizarre universe . I have even tried out the independent "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" track, and been quite good at it. Eventual ly, however, I settled upon this conclusion:
This fish needs a bicycle. If not for comfort, at least for entertainment's sake.
This is not about man-chasing or desperation. It is rarely even about dating. It's about me deciding that I can be well-educated, independent and happy and still see the need for someone else in my life. That's not desperate; that's real.
ARTICLES & PRESS
Soundprint: "The United States of Dating"
I Make Time For...
Frankenstein
Jason's Notes
Jessica in Progress
Joe Cut the Shit
Sassy Little Punkin
Tales from the City
Helen Jane
La Coquette
Non-Dating Life
One Child Left Behind
Overheard in New York
Tension is to be Loved
Tequila Mockingbird
Three New York Women
More Links
Amy Twelve
About a Girl
Adventure Girl
A Little Distraction
And all That Entails
Andi or Andrea
Angineer
Another Thing
Anti-Static
Arrogant Rants
As I am
Asploded dot net
At Home with McMuffins
At Our Table
Autoblography
Azzy Bee
Balgavy
Ban Sidhe
Bathtub Gin
Between the Covers
Bisous
Blog About Nothing
Blonde Justice
Blue Shoe Diaries
Bond Girl
Brainz Blog
Brave New Girl
Bridal Beer
Broken Type
But Wait, I Digress
Caffeine and Nicotine
Carrie On
Charming But Single
Chasing Grace
Chaotic Phoenix
Chasing the American Dream
Choice in the Matter
Comfortable Pain
Concrete Trenches
Continued Adventures of Marian
Corn Smut
Cottage Girl
Counting Sheep
Cowgirl Jules
Curve Balls
Daily Crush
Danabug
Dang it All
Daniella's Misadventures
Dave, Alex's Amusing Friend
Debaucherous & Dishevelled
Depths of Chris' Mind
Disquisitions
Divine Reality
Does it Really Matter?
Easy Tiger!
Easter Lillies
Educated Beyond Her Intelligence
Elf Cakes
Enigmatic Female
Everyday Baby
Fairly Functional
Fate Delivers
Fear Not
Finely Spun Girl
Fishy Water
Five Apartments, Three Jobs
Fletcher Trout
Fluffy Muppet
Flutterfly
Found in Buenos Aires
Ginger Brew
Girlpunch
Glorious Day
Gopi
Grumpy Bunny
Harmony in Motion
He Said
Hey Supergirl
How Do You Like Me Now?
Hymns from Eternity
I am Angelix
I Hate KitKats
I'll Think About That Tomorrow
Illuminated Donkey
Impossible Jane
In a Puddle
Initial Misconceptions
Interstate Love Songs
Into the Blue
I pretty much hate everything
Italian Frog
It's All About Me
It's My Life
Jaime's Place
Jul of the Day
Just Beneath the Surface
Just Keep Swimming
Just Lippy
Katya Coldheart
Kim Procrastinates
Kyren
Kristi V's Weird Experience
La Coquette
Lady Crumpet
Last Girl on Earth
Law v. Life
Lesson Learned
Lesterhead
Lex's Blog on the Run
LiAps - It's On!
Life of Erin
Life in Heels
Life's a Trip
Liminal Space
Lonestar Expat
Lost in Wonderland
Lucky Pink
Mating Call in a Concrete Jungle
Matt's Space
Mediagirl
Memos to Baby Jesus
Meet Me in Outer Space
Memiors of a Former Boy Genius
Mindscapes
Mind the Gap
Mingaling
ModBlog
Monkey Blog
Monkey Droppings
Mooncake Diaries
Moot Point
Mrs. Mogul
Ms. Koolaid
Music and Cats
Musings of an Island Girl
Nicely Toasted
No Apologies
Notabenny
Not Rocket Science
Not Well Planned
NYC Starlet
On the Face
One Gay Date at a Time
Ook, She Said
Otter
Paradigm Shifts
Parenthetical
Parker Grey
Passion Schmassion
People are Robots Too
Pepper of the Earth
Personification of Insanity
Petite Anglaise
Phlegm Blogger
Pie Hole
Pink and Green Girl
Pink Champagne High
Potent Potables
Pragmatik
Preoccupied Girl
Pretty Geek Girl
Proxy Roxy
Pseudo Grown Up
Putting Out Fires
Queen of Ass
R80o
Raging Red
Ramble On
Randomness Personified
Random Rants & Moody Musings
Reality Remixed
Red Skye
Revelry
Reversed & Remanded
Right Girl on the Left Coast
Road Home
Robin's Stuff
Rope Dancer
Rose in Bloom
Sanity Hearing
Scatterbrain
Scrawls
Sea Street
Secret Agent Josephine
Semaphoria
Serial Blogonomy
Shoot the Duck
Simz Girl
Single Person
So Midwestern
So Sue Me
Stay of Execution
Steve Silver dot net
St. Louis Review
Stu's Mishaps with Reality
Sunshine Girl
Superfluous Juxtaposition
Sweet Pea Kate
Sweet Rose
Swish
Tab's Journal
Tales of a Post-Grad Nothing
Tao of Pauly
Tarnished
The Color Purple
The Juliet Files
The Rambling Redhead
There's Something Always
The HB Files
The Secret Life of Shoes
The Song in My Head
This Girl's Life
This Imploding Heart
This is What I Think
This Kentucky Girl
Thoughts
Thoughts from the Blue
Thrusher
Touching Silence
Traversed
Trial Run
Tulgey Wood
Twitterpated
Untitled Distraction
Ursula's Not So Secret History
Ultra Blog
Voices in My Head
Wading in the Velvet Sea
Wayward Angel
WomanChild
Writer's Bloc
Yet Another Damn Blog
Your Local Goddess
Yummy Yum
Zemblan Grammar



